by P.G. Wodehouse
From the collection The Mammoth Book of 20th Century Ghost Stories (1998)
Edited by Peter Haining
Honeysuckle Cottage is about a confirmed bachelor, James
Rodman, who lives in his late Aunt’s home. Leila J. Pinckney stated in her will
that her nephew could make five thousand pounds if he stays in her home,
Honeysuckle Cottage, for six months. She had been concerned that his profession
as a gritty mystery author was making him bitter. She was famous for writing saccharine
love novels that truly made him ill.
Despite their differences, Rodman liked the idea of living in this
country home and writing in peace.
There isn’t a ghost in this story but there is a haunting
presence that causes everyone who comes near the cottage to turn lovey dovey
sops like a character from one of Leila Pinkney’s novels. The cottage possesses all who come near it
into playing out romance novel scenarios. Rodman grows upset over the man he’s
becoming. He is powerless to the charms
of a young woman whom he fears he may marry if he stays in the house any
longer. Rodman asks others to try and
break this enchantment but they each fall into this mushy, sickly sweet fantasy.
Favorite line:
“Do you believe in ghosts?” asked
Mr. Mulliner abruptly. […]
“Well,” I replied, “I don’t like
them, if that’s what you mean. I was
once butted by one as a child.”
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Rodman is at his worst moment, the point where is might
succumb completely to the power of this cottage, when he must suddenly chase
after a dog. He just escapes over the
property line and the hold over him just melts away completely. He’s a free man once again and he never looks
back at this sentimental madness that nearly swallowed him whole.
This haunting was limited to a border and all caught inside
were pulled in to believing they were playing a part in an orchestrated love
story. Leila J. Pinckney’s aura after death was strong enough trap people in
her romantic fantasies. I don’t believe she
meant to hurt anyone. This isn’t even an
intelligent haunting. What happens in
this story is merely a “fog” that influences the victims inside of it. Rodman understands he’s under some sort of
spell but isn’t quite strong enough to pull himself out of it until a dog helps
him come to his senses.
Official GOMS Classification
Level 3 Atmospheric Thrallment
Punctuated with episodes of passion, the haunted within the location will feel moments of whimsical ardor and blatant fancy.
Punctuated with episodes of passion, the haunted within the location will feel moments of whimsical ardor and blatant fancy.
Scared Beyond the Book? No
I'm not worried about this ever happening to me but I wouldn't want to lose my will to a house.
Conclusion
* P.G. Wodehouse regarded this as one of his funniest
stories. I could completely see Stephen
Fry and Hugh Laurie acting out various parts in this story.
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